Vocational Training

A gynecologist going through a mid-life crisis decides he wants to change careers and become an auto mechanic. After taking all the courses, he takes the exam. When he gets his exam back, he is shocked to see he received a score of 200%.

"How did I get 200%" the puzzled fellow asks the instructor.

"Well", says the instructor, "I gave you 50% for taking the engine apart correctly. And I gave you 50% for the putting it back together correctly. And I gave you an extra 100% for doing it all through the muffler".