In The News...

State Farm Insurance Co. has stopped paying President Clinton's legal bills in the sexual harassment lawsuit filed by Paula Jones...

... Like a good neighbor, State Farm is moving to a better neighborhood...

... You'd think that for a sexual harassment suit that Clinton would go with "the Good Hands People"... (Bill Williams)

William Weld has dropped out of the running as ambassador to Mexico. Jesse Helms saw the bid as dangerous for Americans. Helms will now turn his attention to the support of the tobacco lobby. (Alan Ray)

Farm Aid founder, Willie Nelson explained that technically, the concert hadn't been canceled, it's just that the musicians are participating in a new government incentive program that pays them, 'not to play.' -- Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show

A recent Toyota ad running on MSNBC's website was a banner that ran across the bottom of the screen and read, "Feeling trapped inside your old car? Escape here @ Toyota." Unfortunately, the ad was pulled when it was accidentally run under a news photo of the Mercedes-Benz in which Princess Diana was killed. The web site's Debby Fry Wilson called the incident "an unfortunate coincidence." (SF Chronicle)

The "ER" cast will perform live on Thursday. "It will feature live action, zoom shots and lots of blood. It's for anyone who might have missed the local news." (Kenny Noble Cortes)

"Janet Reno put Al Gore on a 30-day investigation notice last week and then Saturday she put President Clinton on notice," says Argus Hamilton. "She has gone power crazy. On Monday, she ordered Nixon to turn over the tapes."