Philosophy in the REST ROOM
BEAUTY IS ONLY A LIGHT SWITCH AWAY -Perkins Library. Duke University
IF LIFE IS A WASTE OF TIME AND TIME IS A WASTE OF LIFE, THEN LET'S ALL GET WASTED TOGETHER AND HAVE THE TIME OF OUR LIVES. - Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.
IF CLINTON WERE CAPTAIN OF THE TITANIC, HE'D SAY WE WERE STOPPING FOR ICE. -Smoky Joe's, Philadelphia
REMEMBER, IT'S NOT, "HOW HIGH ARE YOU?" IT'S "HI, HOW ARE YOU?" - Rest Stop off Route 81, West Virginia
BEWARE OF LIMBO DANCERS - On the bottom of the stall door, Women's bathroom, Broad Ripple Brew Pub, Indianapolis
ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY... THAT'S BECAUSE IT WAS A GOVERNMENT JOB. - Women's restroom. Cincinatti
I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME THAN A FRONTAL LOBOTOMY. - Bailey Howe Library, University of Vermont.
FIGHTING FOR PEACE IS LIKE SCREWING FOR VIRGINITY. - The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LA
NO MATTER HOW GOOD SHE LOOKS, SOME OTHER GUY IS SICK AND TIRED OF PUTTING UP WITH HER SHIT. - Men's room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC
IT'S HARD TO MAKE A COMEBACK WHEN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ANYWHERE. - written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, AZ
IF VOTING COULD REALLY CHANGE THINGS, IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL. - Revolution Books, NY
THIS BUBBLE GUM TASTES LIKE RUBBER. YEAH, BUT IS LASTS A LONG TIME. AND IT BLOWS GREAT BUBBLES. - Condom machine. Missoula, MT
A WOMAN'S RULE OF THUMB, IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TROUBLE WITH IT. - Women's restroom, Dallas, TX
JESUS SAVES! BUT WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN BETTER IF HE WOULD HAVE INVESTED. - Mens restroom, American University
IF PRO IS OPPOSITE OF CON, THEN WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS? CONGRESS. - Men's restroom, House of Representatives, Washington, D.C.