Relax, You Idiot!

Suffering from a severe ulcer flare-up, the pro football coach went to his regular doctor of many years. The doctor offered both a prescription and some advice.

"Now listen Jimmy," he said "I realize it's the middle of the season and all, but you've simply got to stop living entirely for football, at least when you're off the field. Get a hobby, exercise, travel, do whatever it takes to relax, or this will never heal."

The coach granted that would be very difficult at best, but that he would try.

"Oh yeah, one more thing before you go," said the doctor. "What in the hell were you thinking last Sunday when it was fourth down and only inches on the two yard line and you went for the damn field goal instead of trying to score?"