Retiring

Conducting a press conference, the super-star quarterback announced that he was retiring at the end of the season. Naturally, the press went into a frenzy, and there were many shouted requests of "Why ????"

The fading star said, "Oh I don't know. I looked in the mirror the other day at my nose which has been broken several times; I took several asprin for my headaches due to the concussions & then looked down at my knees bent and scared from 4 operations and I just decided there must be a better way to meet some more congenial people more my own age."