I Ain't Talking to You!

A ventriloquist is working down south and during his show a hick stands up and yells, " HEY! YOU ON STAGE! You been making smart-ass remarks about us southerners being stupid all night long! We're not all stupid you know!"

"Relax" says the ventriloquist, "They're just jokes!"

"I'm not talking to you sir!" The hick reply's " I'm talking to that little jerk sitting on your knee!"