So, who got first choice?

This real-life excerpt is from the Journal of Nursing Jocularity, a humor magazine for nurses:

A precocious 4-year-old was brought to the ER with a severe cough, a nurse writes. She kept up a non-stop conversation while I was trying to assess her lung sounds. Finally, I said, "Shhh, I have to see if Barney is in there." The child looked at me and calmly stated, "I have Jesus in my heart. Barney is on my underwear."