The Big Questions

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

What are Preparation A thru Preparation G?

What is 1-Up? 2-Up . . . thru 6-Up?

Is there a Dr. Salt?

Are there Seeing Eye humans for blind dogs?

If knees were backward, what would chairs look like?

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

Why does your nose run & your feet smell?

If you play a blank tape at full volume and have a mime for a neighbor, will he complain?

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95/minute?

How much deeper would the ocean be if there were no sponges in it?

Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?