That's one...

A newlywed couple in the old west decide that it would be romantic if they rode off into the sunset after the wedding. They get on the horse and begin the journey to their new home. A while down the trail, the horse stumbles and nearly falls. The cowboy leans down and says to the horse,"thats one.". Some time later, the horse stumbles again, and the cowboy says to the horse, "thats two". When they are about 50 miles from their new home, the horse stumbles again. The cowboy stops the horse, dismounts, helps his new bride down, and then shoots the horse. His wife is pissed. "why the hell did you do that ? we're 50 miles from home. are you crazy ? The cowboy turns and says to his wife, "thats one".........