Microsoft Jokes

The following were found scribbled into the stall wall at Microsoft, courtest of MAD magazine.

Bill Gates downloads here

Where do you want to go today? In the crapper!

Microsoft Word Speelchecker RULES!

Do not flush mouse pads down the toilet!

To flush, press handle. You do not need to hold Control, ALT and Delete at the same time.

The Basic Program 10: Enter 20: Lower Pants 30: Try real hard 40: If nothing, then goto 30 50: If something then goto 60 60: Wipe Butt 70: Exit

Stop writing these mindless jokes and childish insults on the walls! Yeah, that's what the internet is for!

Why cant B*ll G*tes get dates? Becuase he's Microsoft

-Rajeey has a 3 1/2 inch floppy! - Carl -Carl still plays with his wang! - Rajeev -Yeah, well you both program in DOS - Fred -Byte me! - Rajeev and Carl

Your mother's so fat, it took me 25 minutes to download a picture of her from the web!