The Blue Bird Story

One day a little blue bird was sitting upon a tree. Minding his own business and all of the sudden a gust of wind came down with such force that knocked the poor little bird clean off the branch.. Laying helplessly on the ground, the bird called for help."tweat tweat"

Finally a nice man came along and picked up the little blue bird.. "My how this bird is so cold" the man thought to himself... So The nice man carried the cold bird in his arms looking for the perfect place to put him, and warm him up..The man lived on a farm you see, so when he got home , he decided to put the little bird in a pile of manure. This warmed the little birdy up and he was feeling FINE. The little blue bird started to sing away. "cherp cherp" Also on the farm lived coyotes..and coyote Fred could her the little blue bird cherp from the manure, and began to persue his prey.. Fred located little blue and stuck his nose in the manure and ripped little blue from his blissful warmth and devoured him.

The moral of the story is: 1. It's not always your enemies that get you into deep shit. 2. It's not always your friends that get you out of deep shit. 3. If you ever happen to be in deep shit, just shut your mouth about it.