The Top 16 Rejected Names for Beanie Babies

16> Shapiro the Snake

15> Wheezy the Emphysemic Rat

14> Tapey the Worm

13> Limpy the Octopalegic Centipede

12> Roadkill the Dog

11> Zsa Zsa the Boar

10> Retchy the Wino

9> Anna Nicole the Buzzard

8> Newtie the Embattled House Speaker

7> The Antelope Formerly Known as Prince

6> Truman Coyote

5> Hooters the Exotic Dancer

4> Spanky the Monkey

3> Dolly the Sheep and Dolly the Sheep

2> Sucker the Beanie Baby Collector

and the Number 1 Rejected Name for Beanie Babies...

1> L'Orange the Duck