McDonnell Douglas registration card
McDonnell Douglas AIRCRAFT-SPACE SYSTEMS-MISSILES IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase.
Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.
1. [ ] Mr. [ ] Mrs. [ ] Ms. [ ] Miss [ ] Lt. [ ] Mjr. [ ] Gen. [ ] Comrade [ ] Other
First Name __________ Initial __ Last Name __________
Latitude ____________ Longitude ____________
Altitude ____________ Password, Code Name, etc. ____________
2. Which model did you purchase?
[ ] F-14 Tomcat [ ] F-15 Eagle [ ] F-16 Falcon [ ] F/A-18 Hornet [ ] F-19A Stealth
3. Date of Purchase: Month __ Day __ Year __
4. Serial Number ____________________
5. Please check where this product was purchased:
[ ] Received as a Gift/Aid Package [ ] Catalog Showroom [ ] Sleazy Arms Broker [ ] Mail Order [ ] Discount Store [ ] Classified Information
6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased:
[ ] Heard Loud Noise; Looked Up [ ] Store Display [ ] Espionage [ ] Plastic Model in Hobby Store [ ] Encountered in Combat [ ] Recommended by Friend/Relative [ ] Political Lobbying by Manufacturer
7. Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced your purchase of this McDonnell Douglas product:
[ ] Style/Appearance [ ] Kickback/Bribe [ ] Recommended by Salesperson [ ] Speed/Maneuverability [ ] Comfort/Convenience [ ] McDonnell Douglas Reputation [ ] Advanced Weapon Systems [ ] Price/Value [ ] Back Room Politics [ ] Other
8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:
[ ] North America [ ] Europe [ ] Central/South America [ ] Middle East [ ] Africa [ ] Asia/Far East [ ] Misc. Third-World Countries [ ] Aircraft Carrier [ ] (Top Secret) [ ] Other
9. Please check the products that you currently own or plan to purchase:
Plan Product Own to Purchase Color TV [ ] [ ] VCR [ ] [ ] ICBM [ ] [ ] Killer Satellite [ ] [ ] CD Player [ ] [ ] Air-to-Air Missiles [ ] [ ] Space Shuttle [ ] [ ] Home Computer [ ] [ ] Nuclear Weapon [ ] [ ]
10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? Check all that apply:
[ ] Communist/Socialist [ ] Dictatorship [ ] Terrorist [ ] Crazed (Islamic) [ ] Crazed (Other) [ ] Corrupt (Latin American) [ ] Corrupt (Other) [ ] Neutral [ ] Primitive/Tribal [ ] Democratic
11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product? [ ] Cash [ ] Personal Check [ ] Suitcases of Cocaine [ ] Credit Card [ ] Oil Revenues [ ] Ransom Money [ ] Deficit Spending [ ] Traveler's Check
12. Occupation You Your Spouse Homemaker [ ] [ ] Sales/Marketing [ ] [ ] Revolutionary [ ] [ ] Clerical [ ] [ ] Mercenary [ ] [ ] Tyrant [ ] [ ] Middle Management [ ] [ ] Eccentric Billionaire [ ] [ ] Defense Minister/General [ ] [ ] Retired [ ] [ ] Student [ ] [ ]
13. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you or your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis:
[ ] Golf [ ] Boating/Sailing [ ] Sabotage [ ] Running/Jogging [ ] Propaganda [ ] Destabilization/Overthrow [ ] Defaulting on Loans [ ] Gardening [ ] Crafts [ ] Black Market/Smuggling [ ] Collectibles/Collections [ ] Watching Sports on TV [ ] Wines [ ] Interrogation/Torture [ ] Household Pets [ ] Crushing Rebellions [ ] Espionage/Reconnaissance [ ] Fashion/Clothing [ ] Border Disputes