Trying to help...

While walking through the park with his dad one day five year old Timmy stopped to stare at a very curious sight. His dad, embarassed, stammered as he gave a quickly concocted explaination of what the two dogs were doing, one a male the other obviously a female in heat.

"Oh, um, you see, Timmy, the dog in the back... well, he hurt his front paws... and the one in front... is giving him a ride... trying to help him get home," said dad now smiling, relieved and pleased at his quick thinking.

Timmy, simply repeated some schoolyard logic he had picked up. "Yeah, you try to help someone and you just get screwed."