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Maculay Culkin said he's not going to be in any more movies unless his father stops trying to manage his career... People are now asking Macaulay's dad to manage Steven Seagal. -- Conan O'Brien

Looking for Love: "Heartthrob Fabio announced he is looking for his dream woman," says Jay Leno. "He says he wants someone who's funny, secure independent and has a good personality. You know what's really sad- the one woman in Hollywood who fits those criteria is Ellen DeGeneres."