Ways to Tell if the Guy on the Internet is a Whacko

1). I idolize which of the following people...

A) Charles Manson. B) OJ Simpson. C) Jeffrey Dahmer.

2). Guns should be...

A) Legalized. B) Given away for free. C) Guns don't kill people...I kill people.

3). My last girlfriend...

A) Broke up with me. B) Got married to someone else. C) Has disappeared without a trace.

4) My favorite movie is...

A) Basic Instinct B) Fatal attraction. C) Texas Chainsaw Massacre

5). My favorite thing to do is...

A) Watch old gangster movies. B) Stalk my last girlfriend. C) Watch the buildings burn that I set on fire.

6). The reason I use the internet to meet girls is...

A) I have REALLY bad acne. B) I'm disfigured from head to toe. C) So that they won't recognize me from "America's Most Wanted".

7). Since I've changed my screen name I've had better luck. My old screen name was...

A) Mikee:_just_do_me B) Night_stalker C) Convict