Six Thousand Bucks

Over a pleasant evening meal some friends and I were discussing going to the gym and the various effects of working out.

Somebody mentioned that it was possible to get "pectoral inserts" for the "reasonable" cost of $6000.

I snickered, looked completely aghast and commented, "For $6000 you could get a personal trainer and get the same result without surgery."

Rob replied, "For $6000 you could get a woman who doesn't care what you look like."