The Cause Of S-S-Stuttering

A man had a particularly bad speech impediment, but was otherwise quite healthy. His fiancee, however, felt that it interfered with their social life. She insisted that the man have a physical examination to determine whether or not the problem was correctable.

At the conclusion of the physical the doctor told the man that the stuttering was caused by the man's penis. The member was so large that it was weighing down his vocal chords, causing them to bend. The situation was correctable, the doctor said, by a special operation whereby the surgeon removes the middle 6 inches of the organ. In this case the man would still have 12 inches, which should still be enough to make any woman happy.

After discussing the situation with his fiancee, the couple decided that the operation was a go. Sure enough, the stuttering was cured. Everything was great for a few weeks, however over time the fiancee began to feel that the man's performance in the sack was not what it used to be. She missed that 6 inches. So she asked her fiancee to go back and see if the operation could be undone. If he would do that, she reasoned, she would never ask anything of him again.

The man reluctantly agreed to talk to the doctor. The man made an appointment and was in the process of explaining the situation when the doctor interrupted him by saying, "N-n-n-n-no way, a d-d-d-deal i-is a d-d-d-deal."