Seminars for women

The male staff will be offering courses to women of all marital status. Attendance in at least ten is mandatory:

# Course Title 101 Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV 102 Doing Housework Without Complaining 103 Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Charge 104 Going to The Washroom Alone (formerly Coping Without Friends) 105 Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?" 106 Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother 107 Sex: Learning How to Initiate 108 How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong 109 Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?" 110 Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must 111 The Toilet Seat: I Can Put It Down Myself 112 Sex Thesaurus: Alternatives to "Make Love" 113 "The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous 114 How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him 115 The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle 116 You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone 117 Honest, You Don't Look Like Kim Bassinger -- But Acceptable 118 Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem (formerly One Can Enough) 119 Runs In Your Nylons? It's Not the End of the World 120 Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook 121 Sex: More Than Just Lying There 122 Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours 123 Vacations: Doing Without Four Suitcases 124 Makeup: The Less is More Theory 125 Nagging: Stop the Insanity!