The Brave

An Indian in the old west goes into the local house of pleasure. He's filthy, and carrying a club. He tells the madam, "Running Bear want woman." The madam suggests he go back to his tribe. "No, me want woman now." The madam questions why he doens't visit a girl from his tribe... and he responds, "No women there, only braves - me want woman."

"My my" says the madam, "what have you been doing for pleasure?"

The brave explains, "Go out into woods and fuck a tree - me want woman NOW." So, the madam sends him upstairs. The brave tells his whore to strip naked and go stand in the corner. She complies at which point he gives her a solid wack on the backside with his club.

"Hey" yells the girl, "What was that for?"

Running Bear tells her, "Checking for bees....."