The Power of the Macarena
Two men, a musician and a dancer, were sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day. The formal speech had been given by the warden and the priest had given the last rites.
The warden, turning to the dancer solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?"
To which the man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play the Macarena for me one last time?"
"Certainly," replied the warden. He turned to the musician and asked, "Well, what about you son? What is your final request?"
"Please," pleaded the musician, "Kill me first!"