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Around the Country: "Congress passed the chemical weapons treaty and the government will no longer be allowed to use toxins," says Bill Maher. "Now we can leave the poisoning of the air and polluting of the Earth to the private sector."

"The guy who inspired the Kramer character on 'Seinfeld' is running for mayor of New York," says Hamilton. "It gets crazier. It turns out the guy who played Gen. Custer in 'Santa Fe Trail' was president from 1981 to 1989."

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