No! Not Another of THOSE Jokes!

Waiting at the end of a long line at a teller's window at the local bank, a man noticed that the man in front of him appeared to be very tense and stressed, and started massaging his shoulders and back. The man ahead of him in line turned around and said, "Sir, just what in the hell do you think you are doing?"

The man at the end of the line replied, "I am a chiropractor. I noticed that you appear to be very tense and stressed, so I thought I would massage your shoulders and back while we are waiting in line."

To which the other man replied, "Really! I am a lawyer. Do you see me screwing the man ahead of me?"