More abuse of the company mail system in the interest of humor

Dear Dr. Wetleather; My kitten loves to ride with me on my motorcycle. Is this ok? — Gena

Dear Gena Hide your keys IMMEDIATELY! This leads to kitten delinguency. Your bike and your cat will disappear and the paper will be full of reports of leatherless and dismembered cattle followed by raids on liquor stores for beer and cigs! Remember the reports of strange little creatures attacking cattle, believed to be UFOs? Now you know, save your kitty now.