A Strange Add

According with the original sender, this showed up as a true real estate rental add that appeared on a newspaper in 1979:

2 BDRM. house: with fireplace, garage. work shop & large yard. $200 per month. No children, no pets, no smokers, no drinkers, no drugs, no gays, & no freethinkers; no Buddhists, no Baptists, no Moonies, no Junies, no Communists sympathizers, room deodorizers, nor tranquilizers; no creeps, no punks, no fools, no losers, no onions & hold the mayo. In fact, never mind...I'm going to sell the property & move to Denver or India or some place. ( And no musicians.)

Tell me another Joke!