The Lawyer and the Little Boy.

One day a lawyer tried to call one of his clients. When a little boy answered

Lawyer: Hello, can I talk you dad please?

Boy (Whisper): He's busy.

L: Well can I talk to your mom then?

B (Whisper): No, she's busy too.

L: Is there anybody else there I can talk to then?

B (whisper): The fire department.

L: Can I talk to one of them then?

B (whisper) : They're busy.

L: Who else is there then?

B (whisper): The police department.

L: Really? Can I talk to one of them?

B (whisper): No, they're busy too.

L: Let me get this straight. Your Mom & Dad are busy, the fire departments there, and they're busy. You also have the police department there, and they are all busy. What are they ALL doing?

B (whisper): Looking for me.