The 7 most Important Men in a Women's Life

1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all your clothes".

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide".

3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?".

5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll love it!".

6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!".

7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoot twice & always eat what he shoots.