The Top 15 Dishes Prepared with Household Pets

15> Angelfish Cake

14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye

13> Chow Chow Mein

12> Bran Muffy

11> Eggs BenjiDict

10> Yorkieshire pudding

9> Shih-Tzu Kabobs

8> Potbelly Pig in a Blanket

7> Shrimp Cockatiel

6> Fettucine AlFido

5> Chicken Poodle Soup

4> Turtlellini

3> Lhasa Thermidor

2> Rex-Mex Enchihuahuas

and the Number 1 Dish Prepared with Household Pets...

1> I'll-Teach-You-to-Piss-On-My-Pillow Persian Pancakes