Panties

A couple's 10th wedding anniversary was coming up. She wanted to do something extra nice for her husband for the occasion. She went to Fredricks and bought a very sexy pair of crotchless panties.

That night, she was waiting for him on the bed when he came home, and she was wearing nothing but the new panties. She leaned back and said "how'd you like some of this?"

Her husband looked at her and said "well, after what it did to those panties, I'm not too sure!".