PMS Symptom Combinations You Don't Want to Have

PreMenstrual Syndrome SYMPTOM COMBINATIONS YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE

HEADACHES and INCREASED SEX DRIVE: Known as getting him all hot and bewildered.

EXCESSIVE DOMESTICITY and CLUMSINESS: Whatever you do, don't dust the knicknacks.

SENTIMENTALITY and EXTRAVAGANCE: This is not the time to shop for Mother's Day.

SMELL SENSITIVITY and NAUSEA: A hundred-foot distance from all Thai restaurants is recommended.

FOOD BINGING and LACK OF COORDINATION: It's hard to stuff your face when you can't find it.

RINGING IN EARS and PARANOIA: No, it's NOT the IRS or that nerd from the health club at the door.

COMPULSIVE SPENDING and INSOMNIA: Fortunately, the twenty-four-hour shopper probably can't get much of a wardrobe at 7-Eleven.

NYMPHOMANIA and POOR JUDGEMENT: The only thing worse than taking the consequences is getting a call from one of them.