Russian humor

When Stalin completed 25 years of his rule over Russia, he wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed the Postmaster General, stressing that it should be of international quality. The stamps were duly released, and Stalin was pleased. But within a couple of days of release of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious.

He called the chief of the Secret Service and ordered him to investigate the matter. The Chief checked the matter out at several post offices, and then reported on the problem to Stalin. He said: ``Sir, the stamp is really of international quality. The problem is, our citizens are spitting on the wrong side.''