Golf Outing

A guy was playing golf at some fancy club, and just as he was about to tee off , a cart drives up. These two guys get out and hand him a note saying, "We are deaf mutes, may we play through?". The guy says, "Hell no!", and tees off anyway. Later on (after six shots), he is on the green about to putt when a ball comes from out of nowhere and misses his head by an inch. "What the @#$%^&*?", he yells, as the deaf mutes drive up and hand him a note that says, "FORE".