Questions About Men

Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A: Both of them.

Q: What's the difference between a man and a lawnmower? A: Lawnmowers don't bitch after they cut the yard.

Q: What's a man's idea of a romantic evening? A: A candlelit football stadium.

Q: What would get your man to put down the toilet seat? A: A sex-change operation.

Q: Why do men do odd jobs around the house? A: If they do, it's odd!