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A guy gets on an airplane and sits next to a very attractive young lady with NAN emblazoned on the front of her t-shirt.

The guy, with intent to score, says, "So Nan, how do you like flying?"

The lady says, "My name isn't Nan, NAN stands for the National Association of Nymphos."

The guy says, "What does the NAN do?"

She says, "We have meetings to discuss the best lovers."

He asks her who the best lovers are and she replies, "The best lovers are Jews and Native-Americans."

He says, "Let me introduce myself, I'm Tonto Goldstien."