Shopping

They say "Don't shop when you're hungry." Now for me, the only time I'm not hungry is immediately after a meal. So after dinner I go to the grocery store, I come home 30 minutes later with a tube of toothpaste and a magazine. So the next night I go to fridge to fix dinner and...nothing. So I go back to the store and return an hour later and $100 poorer. Now I know why they say don't shop when you're hungry...I don't even like oysters.

Tell me another Joke!