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Bioethics and You...: The cloned sheep has raised an ethical debate: "New York has introduced a bill to ban cloning of humans," reports the Daily Scoop. "And there are bills pending in the other 49 states to ban cloning of New Yorkers."

Says Jay Leno, "The thing that's scary is it means the next time OJ kills two people, he could be chipping golf balls, taking a shower, do all three at the same time."

President Clinton has ordered the National Bioethics Advisory Panel to issue a report on the legal ramifications. "Specifically, he wants to know if clones can make separate campaign contributions without violating election laws." (Leno)

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