The Top 15 Pick-Up Lines Used by William Shakespeare

15> "How about a little Puck?"

14> "Of course, 'Romeo and Gertrude' is just a working title. I might be persuaded to change it for you, M'Lady."

13> "Et tu, Cutie?"

12> "Shall I compare thee to a brick outhouse?"

11> "If I whispered in thine ear that thou hadst a body of beauty unknown but to the heavens, wouldst thou hold it against me?"

10> "Wouldst thou care to join me in forming the beast with two backs?"

9> "My heart, it pines, as my trousers tent."

8> "Without thine companionship, dear lady, I fearest I'd spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean."

7> "Hey, Baby, can Ophelia up?"

6> "Is this a dagger I see before me? Nay! I'm merely happy to cast eyes upon thy beauty!"

5> "Greetings to you, fair sailor."

4> "But soft, what light through yonder trousers breaks?"

3> "Wouldst thou away to yon Motel 6 with me?"

2> "O! Prithee sitteth upon my visage, and perchance to let me divine thy weight."

and the Number 1 Pick-Up Line Used by William Shakespeare...

1> "Do me, or not do me. THAT is the question."