How to Beat a Ticket

THE NEXT TIME YOU GET PULLED OVER BY A CHP (CA Highway Patrol) The person in question, a woman in a Porsche, as it happens, was pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer.

When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said, "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolman's Ball."

He replied, "No, Highway Patrolmen don't have Balls."

There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.