Corporate Haikus

Fields of white daisies

Now stained by fresh blood

Our offsite meeting has failed.

Heat shimmers from the cars

Around my parking place;

They all want my job.

Ponderous, the glacial ice

Flows still faster than

My corporation.

Savor a deadline;

it is merely an excuse

to stay up all night.

A marketing bird!

He tells me, tells me, and then

tells me what he told me.

Sunset is never

ensnared in a choice between

cost and quality.

(c) copyright 1993 by William Warriner

Tell me another Joke!