E-Mail Abbreviations

Abbreviation #1 whrthfckuben?

Previously long phrase: "Goodness, it's been a long time since we've chatted, hasn't it?"

Abbreviation #2 utypliksht

Previously long phrase: "Say, have you heard that there is a new Evelyn Wood's speed-typing course?"

Abbreviation #3 ugoturhdupyrass?

Previously long phrase: "Are you sure about that?"

Abbreviation #4 sowenugtoutofjail?

Previously long phrase: "So, what have you been up to lately, Bugs?"

Abbreviation #5 tkurabbrevsandshuvem

Previously long phrase: "Wouldn't you rather just type the whole phrase out?"

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