The Uzi Quiz

1. Which is the best UZI book?
• UZI Tutorial with targets
• Excusie My Uzi
• Pardon My Burst
2. For what purpose is the UZI not suited for?
• As a toothpick
• Infants toy
• Flagging down a cop
3. Where should you NOT carry an UZI?
• Confession
• To see the President
• Barmitzvahs
4. In Spanish UZI means?
• Pass the tacos
• Did you soil my wife?
• You have the breath of a burro
5. Grandmothers love UZI's?
• True
• False
6. The UZI is good for?
• Marital disputes
• Visiting Harlem
• Quiz material
7. When in doubt ______________
• Lie
• Run
• Whip out your UZI