Top 20 Rejected Children's Books

• Where in the New York Area is Jimmy Hoffa?
• The Unabomber Pop-Up Manifesto and Coloring Book
• The Frog Formerly Known as Prince
• Alice in WonderBraLand
• The Legend of Three-Card Monte
• 40 Whacks: Counting With Lizzie
• The Little Engine That Could, If Only That Damned Gout Would Go Away
• Girls Are From Venus, Boys Are From Cootieland
• Where the Wildings Are
• The Big Little Book of Necrophelia
• The J. Edgar Hoover Dress-Up Book
• Joe Camel and The Magic Cancer Stick
• The Crack House at Pooh Corner
• The Dummy's Guide to Crying
• When Mommy Leaves Daddy, And What You Did to Cause It
• Where's Waldo's Weewee?
• The Dyslexic's Big Anagram Book
• Barney's Bleeding and Nobody Can Help
• Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
• Furious George Delivers the Mail