How Much For That Doggie in the Window?

Having listened to the appeal of an elderly streetwalker, the newly elected magistrate was reluctant to sentence her. He ordered a short recess, then went to the chambers of an older and wiser Judge and asked "What would you give a 50 year old streetwalker ?"

The learned jurist thought for a brief moment and then replied, "Oh surely, no more than $20 son.