APPLICATION TO LIVE IN NEW JERSEY
NAME:__________________________ Nickname:_____________________
ADDRESS: ______________________ EXIT # __________ ______________________
ETHNIC BACKGROUND: _______Italian _______Sicilian ________Jewish
BACKYARD SMELLS LIKE: a)Sewage b)Sulfur c)Garbage d)All of the above
TOTAL # OF MUSCLE SHIRTS a)5 - 10 b)10 - 15 c)15 - 20 d)20 and above
# OF BON JOVI TOUR SHIRTS a)5 - 10 b)10 - 15 c)15 - 20 d)20 and above
# OF BON JOVI TOUR SHIRTS THAT ARE ALSO MUSCLE SHIRTS a)5 - 10 b)10 - 15 c)15 - 20 d)20 and above
BRAND OF JEANS PREFERRED a)Sergio Valente b)Jordache c)Sassoon d)Z. Cavaricci
PERCENTAGE OF WARDROBE WHICH IS LEATHER a)100% b)95-100% c)90-95% d)85-90%
TOTAL # OF GOLD CHAINS OWNED a)10 - 15 b)15 - 20 c)20 - 25 d)25 and above
# OF GOLD CHAINS WORN AT ONE TIME a)5 - 10 b)10 - 15 c)15 - 20 d)20 and above
APPROXIMATE VALUE OF ALL THIS JEWELRY a)$ 5 - $10 b)$10 - $15 c)$15 - $20 d)Stolen
GOLD CAP ON AT LEAST ONE TOOTH? YES NO
HAIR HEIGHT a)6 - 8 Inches b)8 - 12 Inches c)1 - 2 feet d)More than 2 feet
HAIR PRODUCTS USED AT ANY GIVEN TIME a) Hair Spray b) Styling Gel c) Mouse d) Extra Hold Styling Gel e) Bondo f) Spackle g) 40 Weight Oil h) Crazy Glue
AUTOMOBILE OWNED: a) IROC Z b) Firebird c) Camaro d) Mustang f) Chevette ( You got a f#%*ing problem with it?)
NUMBER OF INCHES CAR IS OFF THE GROUND a)6 - 8 Inches b)4 -6 Inches c)2 - 4 Inches d)Under 2 Inches
CHARACTERISTICS OF AUTOMOBILE a) Gold chain around license plate b) Neon lights around license plate c) Neon lights under car d) Chippendales/Playboy air freshener hanging from rear view mirror e) Garter hanging from rear view mirror f) Chrome hubcaps g) Stick-on window tinting h) Stick-on paint splash stickers i) Fuzzy dice
FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM a) F#%*ing Giants b) F#%*ing Jets c) F#%*ing Mets d) F#%*ing Yankees e) F#%*ing Nets f) F#%*ing Knicks g) F#%*ing Devils h) F#%*ing Rangers i) F#%*ing Islanders
FAVORITE MUSIC a) Techno b) Rap c) Bon Jovi d) Bruce Springstein
ESSAY QUESTION
In 100 words or less, Define the term "Yoos Guys"