The Top 17 Rejected Self Help Books

17> "Listening To Pez"

16> "Toilet Training Your Inner Child"

15> "The One-Step-Forward, Two-Steps-Back Program for the Chronically Indecisive"

14> "30 Days to Droopier Breasts"

13> "Losing Weight Slowly By Eating Less and Exercising"

12> "Drink Yourself Sober"

11> "Heart to Huh? Monosyllabic Communication with the Man in Your Life"

10> "The One-Minute Lover"

9> "So You're Going Blind, You Hairy-Palmed MonkeyBoy Baywatch Junkie?!"

8> "Thank Vishnu for Neurotic White Folks" by Deepak Chopra

7> "Polygamy - Rediscovering the Ancient Path to Manhood"

6> "I'm OK, You're Going to Hell" by Ralph Reed

5> "Old & Barren: Embracing Your Inner Spinster"

4> "Think Like A Supermodel!"

3> "Your Guardian Angel Knows the Winning Horses"

2> "Abs of Beer"

and the Number 1 Rejected Self Help Book...

1> "Salt-free Chicken Soup with Some Low-Fat Crackers and a Nice Tofu Salad for the Health-Conscious Soul"

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