The Top 17 Rejected Self Help Books
17> "Listening To Pez"
16> "Toilet Training Your Inner Child"
15> "The One-Step-Forward, Two-Steps-Back Program for the Chronically Indecisive"
14> "30 Days to Droopier Breasts"
13> "Losing Weight Slowly By Eating Less and Exercising"
12> "Drink Yourself Sober"
11> "Heart to Huh? Monosyllabic Communication with the Man in Your Life"
10> "The One-Minute Lover"
9> "So You're Going Blind, You Hairy-Palmed MonkeyBoy Baywatch Junkie?!"
8> "Thank Vishnu for Neurotic White Folks" by Deepak Chopra
7> "Polygamy - Rediscovering the Ancient Path to Manhood"
6> "I'm OK, You're Going to Hell" by Ralph Reed
5> "Old & Barren: Embracing Your Inner Spinster"
4> "Think Like A Supermodel!"
3> "Your Guardian Angel Knows the Winning Horses"
2> "Abs of Beer"
and the Number 1 Rejected Self Help Book...
1> "Salt-free Chicken Soup with Some Low-Fat Crackers and a Nice Tofu Salad for the Health-Conscious Soul"