In The News...

The government announced it will put organ donor forms in the tax forms it mails out. "What more do they want?" asks Jay Leno. "My money isn't enough? They want my spleen?"

In the News: "Today is National Weather person's Day. There's a 20% chance no one will care." (BBS Briefs)

20th Century Fox has agreed to purchase Richard Jewell's life story for half a million dollars. "Imagine how much he could have gotten if he had one." (Steve Voldseth)

Entertainment: Pat Boone's new heavy metal album is doing well. Says Jimmy McConnell, "His new professional name will be Snoop Goodie Good."

"Okay, guess the year: Star Wars is the #1 movie, Kiss has just completed their most successful tour ever, and Pat Boone has a new album that's selling like crazy. Yes, welcome to 1997! (Paul Harris)