Whats in a name?

Turns out there is a precise formula that can be used to derive Your Soap Opera Name and Your Porn Star Name. Research has shown that the degree of accuracy is frighteningly high.

Your Soap Opera Name = Your Middle Name + The Street You Grew Up On

Your Porn Star Name = Your First Pet's Name + Your Mother's Maiden Name

You may have seen me on 'Santa Barbara' as "Michael Devonshire." But even more impressive was my performance in 'Taboo XXXI' as "Apache McClure!"

What's your name...