The Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays

12> Start of Christmas Season Day

11> False Labor Day

10> Make a Move on Your Secretary Day

9> Hallmark Card Day

8> Bring Your Handgun to Work Day

7> Newtsmas

6> Deadbeat Father's Day

5> Bad Hair Day

4> Put Your Daughter To Work Day

3> Doris Day

2> St. Hooter's Day

and the Number 1 Rejected Public Holiday...

1> Hash Wednesday