In the News...

A McDonald's employee in Connecticut was arrested, accused of selling pot at the drive-through window. "Parents wondered why their kids needed $69.95 for a Happy Meal," says Bill Williams.

"Selling marijuana at McDonald's makes sense in California," says Jay Leno. "When you burn yourself with the scalding hot coffee, you can treat it with medicinal marijuana."

The IRS says Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones owes $8.3 million in back taxes. "Just another adventure in the saga of America's Legal System Team." (Daily Scoop)

Five HMOs threaten to leave LA unless they get tax relief. "They insist that the present tax structure lowers their profits form obscene to merely unconscionable." (Mills)

The New England Journal of Medicine has endorsed physician-prescribed marijuana. "The first hint that approval would be granted came during a closed-door meeting when the editorial board sent out for 2,000 tollhouse cookies." (Mills)