Top 17 signs that the Pope is your secret admirer

17> You receive a "Get out of Hell Free" card in the mail.

16> Confesses he gets a "resurrection" just thinking about you.

15> Replaces your communion wafer with a Godiva chocolate.

14> No matter what the sin: 3 Hail Mary's and a back massage.

13> When you ask if he likes you, responds with, "Am I Catholic?"

12> Changes "Hail Mary" to "Hail Kathy". Your name? Kathy.

11> When he's called to the chalkboard in your math class, has to hold his pointy hat in front of him.

10> Always talking about the "first coming."

9> Anonymous, racy e-mail traced to "bigcheese@vatican.org."

8> "Except With the Pope" is added to the end of "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery."

7> Keeps wanting to introduce you to "Pope Johnson."

6> "Mirrors on the ceiling? That's kid stuff. I'm talkin' Michelangelo, Baby!"

5> During confession, keeps saying "What do you like best about the church? Me?"

4> Envelopes arrive marked "You May Already Be A Saint."

3> Sends a Cardinal to find out if you like him.

2> Trades in the pope-mobile for a Trans Am. and the Number 1 Sign the Pope is Your Secret Admirer...

1> You start receiving woolen unmentionables from Frederick's of Warsaw.